A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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