What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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