An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

hi

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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