a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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