What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Republicans

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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drake

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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