- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Scientology.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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