- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Rights.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

black guy graduating high school

Women Driving.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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