- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did he die? He was sick.

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