whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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