- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Pickles

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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