Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Like if you like big tits.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Heartlight

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Watch your lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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