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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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