the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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