YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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I am on a escalator.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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