why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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