What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

I can Nazi

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Johnson stops eating

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

my namew is jd

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

wanna hear a joke? not really

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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