- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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