- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

22

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Woman.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

I killed someone today. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??