What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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dead battery come on down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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hi corey

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What's up brah brah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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