Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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