why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A Black Man walks into a bar...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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