What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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