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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Male penises.

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A black guy with his family.

Women's rights

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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