Blind people can't read this.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Hello Braydon

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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whoa there

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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