Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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¿melano?

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Hippopatomous!

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WNBA

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Spread the net.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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FAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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