- Anti Joke

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

I saw a poor man named rich

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats brown and smells like shit shit