- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

good one jess !!

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Girls

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Scientology.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Spread the net.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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