Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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