- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

My name is Harry.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

she wasn't 18

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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