- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

This is an anti-joke.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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