What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

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