What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Knock knock. Death.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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¿melano?

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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FAP

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Spread the net.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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^that joke a piece of shit

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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