- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

I had my period 3 days ago.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

1 + 1 = 3

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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