- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

yo mama's so fat!!!

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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