What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

1 Jew XD

A snake walks into a bar

Hi? No!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

american government

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Iggy Azalea

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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