- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Yes.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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