How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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19th amendment

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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