- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

where are you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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