What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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knock knock

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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