- Anti Joke

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.