Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Penis

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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