What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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NASCAR

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I've got a dig bick

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Drunk irish man

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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