What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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