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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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