- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Cancer.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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