- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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