- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

why do you care?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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