I like pom

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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vbh

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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