Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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