Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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women's rights.

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thumbs up!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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