what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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You should never talk to strangers.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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