What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

You have cancer

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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