How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Jews

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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An atheist walks into a church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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