- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

general tso's broccoli

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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