- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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