Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Muslim athletes.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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