Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

lol

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Hi my name is Jim

If life throws you melons... ouch

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Pickles

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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