a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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