- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

whats black? a black man

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

A black man walks into a book store.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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