- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Hi my name is Jim

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Joe Biden

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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