A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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bum sex lol

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Penisland

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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