A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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