- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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