- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Knock Knock Yes?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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