Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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