- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Women's rights

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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