- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Colby is gay.... thats it

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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