A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Woman's Rights

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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women's rights

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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