What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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