What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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