- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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