You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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