cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

.....Carrot Top....

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

fkda

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

You

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

what is the awesomest of them all? me

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

You have cancer

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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