What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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