Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Straight men can be bronies.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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