whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

Sophie Cameron is Gay

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

whats a dick a dick

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

raping black women

I need a good anti joke....

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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