What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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