- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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