- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.