- Anti Joke

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

hey bill!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Woman's rights.

Meow.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.