- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

I never asked for this.

for keeps?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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