- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

I never asked for this.

for keeps?

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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