- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Obama

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

since when?

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What are we then hypocrites?

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