Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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