What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Soccer...

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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gay marriage.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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